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Mike's disease infects the whole {small world} via WC's music class!

I should probably keep my mouth shut, but somehow I can just hear the PA system blaring out that song in Eddyville when I get my turn at the starting line. Hopefully my engine will be running and I won't get to enjoy it with the rest of you.

Wildcat.Now try to imagine,a rocking boat with a bunch of kids in it,the smell of chlorine, and that"DAMMN"song ,sung in about ten different languages

If you give me a really good deal on that tranny, i'll stop doing this.

Now that right there ^ is funny,,,,I don't care who you are, that is funny!

BP, we gotta' dig up a copy.

IN THE TOWER LANE.......

Oh, we wouldn't do that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or would we??????????

na.......

Bring the tranny in an un-marked crate to the corner of fifth and Main at 7:46
Walk into the phone booth and answer it when it rings. A man with a heavy asian accent will say, "Librarians love lengthy lap dances"..

Of course, phonetically, you will hear, "Ribrarians ruv renkphree rap dances".

To which, you repeat, "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout.. etc... etc.. "

You will then be given directions on where to meet the man in the purple hat who will exchange the money for said transmission.
Come alone and NO cops.. see...

Or else...

Man, I have been watching way too much crime drama here lately.

Hope I didn't p*ss you off Mike.
just looking to get a laugh out of ya!!